mushroom jokes

How does mushroom clean its house?

Why was the mushroom arrested?

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How do you get into a mushroom?

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What do you call a mushroom encyclopedia?

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What did the grumpy mushroom say to the fun mushroom?

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Why are mushrooms so well behaved?

What do you call a picture of a mushroom with no arms, legs or head?

Why would the mushroom not sit on the couch?

Why did the mushroom hate going to school?

What kind of mushroom can you find in the sea?

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How does mushroom clean its house?

With a mushbroom!

Why was the mushroom arrested?

Why was the mushroom arrested?

Stalking!

Stalking!

How do you get into a mushroom?

How do you get into a mushroom?

Ring the porta-bell-a!

What do you call a mushroom encyclopedia?

What do you call a mushroom encyclopedia?

A fung-uide to mushrooms!

A fung-uide to mushrooms!

What did the grumpy mushroom say to the fun mushroom?

What did the grumpy mushroom say to the fun mushroom?

Put a cap on it!

Put a cap on it!

Why are mushrooms so well behaved?

Why are mushrooms so well behaved?

They don't want to get in truffle!

They don't want to get in truffle!

What do you call a picture of a mushroom with no arms, legs or head?

What do you call a picture of a mushroom with no arms, legs or head?

A stalk photo!

A stalk photo!

Why would the mushroom not sit on the couch?

Why would the mushroom not sit on the couch?

It prefers toadstools!

It prefers toadstools!

Why did the mushroom hate going to school?

Why did the mushroom hate going to school?

Because he was always so spored!

Because he was always so spored!

What kind of mushroom can you find in the sea?

What kind of mushroom can you find in the sea?

Oyster mushrooms!

Oyster mushrooms!

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