How does mushroom clean its house?

With a mushbroom!

Why was the mushroom arrested?


How do you get into a mushroom?

Ring the porta-bell-a!

What do you call a mushroom encyclopedia?

A fung-uide to mushrooms!

What did the grumpy mushroom say to the fun mushroom?

Put a cap on it!

Why are mushrooms so well behaved?

They don't want to get in truffle!

What do you call a picture of a mushroom with no arms, legs or head?

A stalk photo!

Why would the mushroom not sit on the couch?

It prefers toadstools!

Why did the mushroom hate going to school?

Because he was always so spored!

What kind of mushroom can you find in the sea?

Oyster mushrooms!